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I had my first day at work today and I have never in my life been surrounded by bigger fools.

foolish fucking fools

everything has changed.

that is everything around me has. I'm still the same. I refuse to lift anchor. mix.
I'm just a big ole rock that life keeps trying to squeeze blood out of.
the island is a strange place. and I don't belong here either.

blarg! tues is the big day! I've been checking out a math 10 textbook my mom got me and like wtf.. I feel old and retarded... I can pretty much say with almost some kind of certainty that this is not what I learned in grade 10. it's a few levels above... shit son!!! I feel like my level equals if tommy had two apples...
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I'm freaking out!! FREAKING OUT!

somehow I stupid stupid stupidly got myself into a math class that I'm well aware I'm not ready for. it starts in a week and argh!!! I think I need a graphing calculator... I don't even know how to work one! my sister somehow convinced me that it would all be alright and somehow I would make it through.

I...
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I used to like the sound of fog horns.
"ooooowaaaaaa"

now when I try to sleep I keep hearing "waaaaaaaaaaaaa" totally intermittently with no bloody rhyme or reason...
it's starting to get to me. like a dripping tap. that goes "waaaaaaaaaaaa"
and what happened to the "oooooo" part?
lame, man. lame.

I have a new computer!
now I don't have to live off scraps from ryans computer.
and I can go back to my horrible cyber stalking ways. I guess you have to take the bad with the good.

I want a farm full of fainting goats. yessssssssss
I need a new outfit for my work christmas party. this year I am thinking girl tux. yes?

disaster averted.
everything worked out and I instead got to ride home in the (somewhat) safety of our automobile. otherwise I may have been carted off to the loony bin after having a stage 3 meltdown on the bus when someone's elbow bumped mine on the armrest, or I caught someone looking at me.

I don't wanna take the greyhound hoooooooome!

*cue rolling around on the floor tantrum*

I wanna be a ninja for halloween. so when my manager wants to get mad at me for not showing up for work I'll just be like "I was there bitch! not my fault you couldn't see me. I'm a ninja duh????"

that would be fantastic.

wildlife interlude

me and ryan (ryan and I, whatever!!!!) stayed up really late to help me get ready for a five am shift (ugh). we decided we wanted something to eat so we went to leave, once outside I heard some hardcore rustling and could see the apple tree right by my door shaking. out jumped the raccoon who has been living in our lower...
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it lives!!!!!!!

(insert willhelm scream)