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Ever think about how the Ramones are kinda like an alternate universe Rolling Stones, just being devoured from the inside out by a parasitic letter M?

The experiment is going according to plan. It is a Sunday Afternoon. It's 4 in the afternoon and I am on my way to owning (and subsequently disappearing) another bottle of Tito's Handmade Vodka. FUCK! That's good drinkin'.

Would Hunter S. Thompson Do?

I got to see an old friend this weekend and I am so happy right now. I am beset by a strong...
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Just because sometimes I can never motivate myself to do things unless I write them down:

Today is the last day for me to finish a Mother's Day card. I've got the design. I just need to carve out a stencil and paint the fucker.

I can do this.

GO TEAM DOUG! YEAH!

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!


MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

The sounds of robot love:

*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*

Today's art project will be watching Star Wars Episode IV and writing down all of the non-identifiable dialog. Just to be clear, that means no mention of Kessel Runs, Nerf Herders, the Rebel Alliance, Jabba...none of that shit. Just whatever passes for "hello, how bout this weather?" in star wars. then I'm going to cut it all up and rearrange it William S. Burroughs-style.

Why...
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I went back to the Sod for the first time in almost a year. I didn't want to go back because it is an undeniably great place to go smoke a cigarette. For the first few weeks after I quit, I woudl get really drunk on whiskey and bum smokes off people. My reason being: "If I can't remember it, then it doesn't count!" I'd...
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Product endorsement: Tito's Handmade Vodka
Product endorsement enforcement: Have some, DAMN YOU!

Tito's is so good and so cheap (from the standpoint of vodka that doesn't come in a plastic bottle). And it's distilled in Texas, so them Russkies didn't get their furry hands all over it (tounge firmly implanted in cheek with no disrespect intended towards our furry-hatted friends - Alyo, garazh!)

The house...
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I'm halfway happy and halfway down in the dumps. I think it's time to buy a car.

Justification # 1: I spend so much time riding the bus that when I get home at night I'm usually too tired to do anything. If I want to do anything that I want to do - any hobby or creative outlet - it's got to be crammed...
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WAM! ZAG! ZORG!

(this has been the sound of robot wars)

I'm starting to make a habit of deviating from the routine (i.e. wake up, take a shit, go to work, come home go to sleep) that has been killing my soul. Feels good. Gotta get it out.

Last night, took a detour to catch the G25/Imputor? showcase at Casbah. Reminded me so much of Cytoplastik peoples. I had to leave at 11 in order to...
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Skippy Superchunk beats out ALL other kinds of peanut butter! No, you can't have any of mine! All's I got left is this 64 oz. jar of the stuff and that'll be barely enough to cover me, not you too. You're out of it. Remember all the times that Skippy Superchunk was there for you? You tried to switch to the store brand, but Skippy...
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