southpaw

God,

now I remember why I left. It's so heartbreaking to look at all of you and realize that, for whatever reason, I never meet girls like you in the course of my everyday. You're out there. Probably walking around the corner right as I come out of a building or ducking into some cafe right as I'm barrelling don the hill on my bike;...
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IF YOU'RE IN THE BAY AREA, GO TO THIS! I COMMAND IT.

Maker Fair

That is all

Wow,

My pic is still here. I just reactivated after like 6 months and I didn't think this image would still be online...I had myself in the ignore list, that got reset. I don't photograph too well, but I like this shot. Debonair, I believe is the word...Or maybe Suave. Not to be confused with salve. Look at me I'm blogging!
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I don't understand...
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Okay,
So generally speaking I do tend to overthink things, but I'm starting an informal poll. Why do the people on SG cycle in and out? My thoeries are as follows...

The girls shed their clothes for a couple sets get some dough maybe meet a couple new people but inevitbly get freaked out by some asshole or it just becomes boring and split. The...
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So, quick question. If I threw an SG party at my bar how many of you would show?...That many, huh. Well I've been considering it anyway.

I hate pictures of myself so it's taken a while to find one I don't mind showing all you fein young ladies...ere's me in my bond getup, martini included.

Flu season is here and has socked me in the head like a bag of rubble. I don't want to say that I like being sick, with so much to do(always something to do). But my mind slips into a very dark place when my head begins to pound and my body aches. I'm not saying I want to live here, but It's fun to...
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Anybody else realize that you can put your own name on the ignore list?

So, tomorrow's halloween and I just can't get up the energy to care. I might just go to the drugstore and buy one of those crappy superhero plastic mask and suit kits and crack a bottle of wine as Spiderman...probably not, though. I envy those people who spend months hot-gluing and...
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No one will ever talk to him now....

"Hear Ye Hear Ye, SG Council Meeting is now in session, Honorable Southpaw Presiding."

"Before we read the minutes of the last meeting I'd like to start off by saying that I think it is a travesty that one is able to edit their past journal entries. For what have said at all if all can be changed in a matter of sec.. yes, the...
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And so it goes. If you are reading this right now you are the lonliest person I know. scribble scribble scribble.

I will now perform Brahms' 12th Piano Sonata in emoticon......



Thank You