What are some of the most... *innovative* threats you've ever heard before? In jest, in all seriousness, or otherwise?
My grandfather once told me he was going to knock my chest off if I didn't quit running around his house.
Good friend of mine promised to stick his hand up my ass and use me like a sock puppet if I ate his McDonald's apple...
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My grandfather once told me he was going to knock my chest off if I didn't quit running around his house.
Good friend of mine promised to stick his hand up my ass and use me like a sock puppet if I ate his McDonald's apple...
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Ever get tired of being "the first"? Being the go to guy? Just having to fight damn near everybody, and everything, all the time?
I mean, by all accounts, I've lived a priviledged life. My parents have been together for 21 years (And I just turned 22, which makes for an untold story in and of itself.) Things were rugged for nearly the first half...
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I mean, by all accounts, I've lived a priviledged life. My parents have been together for 21 years (And I just turned 22, which makes for an untold story in and of itself.) Things were rugged for nearly the first half...
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amillahhighlife:
You remind me of my dad. he was the second oldest of eleven, the go to guy and the dreamer. his family drained them dreams right out of him. 
wonderwaffles:
Dude, NEVER apologize to me for sicking a beautiful woman on me. Seriously, do it as often as you can. 
And no problem with the nerdfest. I'm glad to use my awesome powers for good and not evil. And once I figure out how to use my powers of gaming for evil, rest assured, I will be feeling the pull and tug of that little angel and devil on my shoulder. And I'm sure they'll roll Charisma checks to see who persuades me the most. HA!
Okay, nerd humor is even kind of lame in digital form. Basically, have fun. That's what gamesa are for, after all.
And no problem with the nerdfest. I'm glad to use my awesome powers for good and not evil. And once I figure out how to use my powers of gaming for evil, rest assured, I will be feeling the pull and tug of that little angel and devil on my shoulder. And I'm sure they'll roll Charisma checks to see who persuades me the most. HA!
Okay, nerd humor is even kind of lame in digital form. Basically, have fun. That's what gamesa are for, after all.
Damn my crippling lethargy! One load of laundry would've made this whole day extremely better.
And if anyone ever tells you that "going commando" is a good idea, you spit in their eye for me!
You don't know what awkward suspense is until you try and maneuver your pubic hairs out of your zipper without using your hands. Worst. Physics. Lecture. EVER!
And if anyone ever tells you that "going commando" is a good idea, you spit in their eye for me!
You don't know what awkward suspense is until you try and maneuver your pubic hairs out of your zipper without using your hands. Worst. Physics. Lecture. EVER!
wendy:
i like going commando.
salomem:
So do I. But you probably knew that from my practice set I posted. Thanks for the comment, btw, and I'm so glad you liked it!
Hope the trouser jungle isn't suffering any more deforestation.
Thanks for the comment, btw, and I'm so glad you liked it!
Hope the trouser jungle isn't suffering any more deforestation.
Also, does anyone know how to keep the unrightly-dethroned prince of Senegal from emailing his requests of monetary aid so that he may reclaim his kingdom?
I mean, he sounds legit, and he's offered me an equal share in the spoils of war once he is victorious, but all of his emails are getting in the way of my penis enlargement brochures, and offers of...
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I mean, he sounds legit, and he's offered me an equal share in the spoils of war once he is victorious, but all of his emails are getting in the way of my penis enlargement brochures, and offers of...
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liante:
I never have any money to donate to his cause, so instead I send him all those "lol im beign nautty on my webcam wanna watch! lol!" offers. Because you know that dude needs some cheering up, what with being dethroned and all.
salomem:
Senegal? I keep getting those emails from Nigeria! I've been backing the wrong horse!
So I go to Fazoli's today, and order up a chicken and pasta caesar salad. I really like their grilled chicken, the pasta's alright, I like caesar dressing.
"I'm sorry sir, we're out of salad."
..."Who? I didn't hear you properly."
"We are out of salad sir."
How in the wild world of fuck do you run out of salad? I mean, shit, could've like...
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"I'm sorry sir, we're out of salad."
..."Who? I didn't hear you properly."
"We are out of salad sir."
How in the wild world of fuck do you run out of salad? I mean, shit, could've like...
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So I decided to scrape some dough together and fully become a member of the site. I've been a lurker for a good while, but I've recently seen a bunch of conversations and the like that've screamed at me "Say something fucker!", so here I am.
What's good,
C-Mo.
What's good,
C-Mo.
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liante:
HA! I KNOW YOU!
liante:
NOT AS CRAZY AS YOU!!
So why'd you finally cave?
So why'd you finally cave?
Also, I wasn't going to do this, but then I realized your answers would be too hilarious to pass up. So you have been tagged for the twenty-facts game, and will get to write that up, uh, whenever you do your next update.