soulknight

Damn my crippling lethargy! One load of laundry would've made this whole day extremely better.

And if anyone ever tells you that "going commando" is a good idea, you spit in their eye for me!

You don't know what awkward suspense is until you try and maneuver your pubic hairs out of your zipper without using your hands. Worst. Physics. Lecture. EVER!

Also, does anyone know how to keep the unrightly-dethroned prince of Senegal from emailing his requests of monetary aid so that he may reclaim his kingdom?

I mean, he sounds legit, and he's offered me an equal share in the spoils of war once he is victorious, but all of his emails are getting in the way of my penis enlargement brochures, and offers of...
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So I go to Fazoli's today, and order up a chicken and pasta caesar salad. I really like their grilled chicken, the pasta's alright, I like caesar dressing.

"I'm sorry sir, we're out of salad."

..."Who? I didn't hear you properly."

"We are out of salad sir."

How in the wild world of fuck do you run out of salad? I mean, shit, could've like...
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So I decided to scrape some dough together and fully become a member of the site. I've been a lurker for a good while, but I've recently seen a bunch of conversations and the like that've screamed at me "Say something fucker!", so here I am.

What's good,
C-Mo.