I take my Reubens awfully seriously for a person who's never really had one. While I'm hoping to hit up an actual deli this year, I only know the ones I've had locally which are suspect, and my own. I love mine. This is probably my final version of the sauce. I'm happy with it. I'll note that the HP sauce called for may be...
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Slow it down. The only thing allowed to talk to me like that in the morning is coffee, and we're in an incredibly committed relationship.
4 ounces butter
1 small onion, diced. Finely diced if you're feeling funky
1 stalk celery, diced. See above regarding funk
4 ounces flour
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
3 ounces beer (darker lagers or ales. Between pale and porter)
1 - 6 ounce bottle of Crystal hot sauce
1 cup each sour cream, heavy cream, and buttermilk mixed
4 cups chicken stock
6 ounces grated...
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I take care of the Pokémon while the master is away.
Sone mornings call for black coffee and a piece of damn fine cherry pie
Ingredients:
1 red onion
1 poblano pepper
1 red pepper
3 cloves garlic
2# prepared black beans
1/2# rhubarb
1 tsp chili powder
1/2 tsp each smoked paprika, cumin, coriander, and chile (ancho, chipotle, etc.)powder
2 cups each veg stock and water
1 lime
The cooking bit:
The biggest thing is prep. We're going to be running hot to put a bit of char on...
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The recipe:
3/4 to 1 cup dried black beans
4 cups water
1 ham hock, dainty and wee if you can find it. You won't need a big one.
1 bay leaf
Before you do anything else, throw the above in a pot big enough to fit with room for the hock to wiggle its toes. Bring it up to a boil, slap a lid...
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Ingredients
1 large tomato
Directions: Place tomato on counter and punch until chunky. Clench chunks in fist. Cram down nearest wordhole. Season with tears. Garnish with pain. Best served cold. Typos are fun.
And I'm sorry about the font. I don't make the signs. I just make the soup.