So, because I think weird things before I go to sleep, I came up with this last night. I know there are like 80 countries not listed, but whatever. And some of the random thigns on some of the countries might not be politically true, but it'd be a crappy party otherwise. Anyway, here's what a party would be like if all the countries in the world were people at a party somewhere. Read on if you must....
USA- Obviously the dude throwing the party. Everybody came, but that doesn't mean everybody likes him. He's kind of a douchebag sometimes. But whatever, he throws kickass parties.
Canada- Canada is pretty cool, and like 1/8th French, so he's French without being arrogant. Everybody likes Canada even though he's really quiet and not trying to be popular.
Mexico- Mexico is really dirty and was only invited to the party because he was eavesdropping when USA invited Canada, and USA didn't want to feel bad about not inviting someone.
UK- Wow. He's getting kind of too old to attend these things, so he's kind of like that one cool teacher that USA is tight with, so he was invited just because. Having a cool accent helps a little.
France- What an arrogant woman. Just because she can cook snails and make them tastey, doesn't mean she's so amazing. USA was kind of hesitant about inviting her, but she showed up anyway.
Germany- What a grouchey drunk. He sits in his corner complaining to Poland about everything that's gone wrong for him. His job fired him, his wife left him, inflation sucks. Blah blah blah....
Russia- Russia is kind of old like Mr. UK, but doesn't want to accept it. So he's trying to prove his youth by doing a kegstand and drinknig way too much vodka.
Switzerland- She's hot. Everybody wants to get with her, but she'll never put out.
Amsterdam- He is a pothead with germaphobia and a few conspiracy theories. He'll go smoke a bong (or however you say it) and then clean the hell out of the kitchen while telling Iceland about how there are satellites watching EVERYTHING, man.
Ethiopia- She used to be hot, but got a wicked case of anorexia.
Brazil- Yes, we get it, you like soccer. That's not gonna get you any chicks, dude.
Chile- Chile is a poet. He writes verses and other cool stuff.
Israel- He's the Jewish guy over in the corner complaining about how people keep giving him shit for stuff he didn't do. Normally Jews aren't so angry, but he's been pushed around a lot.
Iraq- He slicked his hair back with real oil. Seriously. Rich bastard.
Japan- He came to the party in a suit. He has all the new technological stuff and shows it off a lot. He's using his camera phone to take pictures and videos and post them on the YouTube.
China- China is kind of an angry woman. She doesn't care if her thoughts are completely wrong, she just keeps on keeping on.
USA- Obviously the dude throwing the party. Everybody came, but that doesn't mean everybody likes him. He's kind of a douchebag sometimes. But whatever, he throws kickass parties.
Canada- Canada is pretty cool, and like 1/8th French, so he's French without being arrogant. Everybody likes Canada even though he's really quiet and not trying to be popular.
Mexico- Mexico is really dirty and was only invited to the party because he was eavesdropping when USA invited Canada, and USA didn't want to feel bad about not inviting someone.
UK- Wow. He's getting kind of too old to attend these things, so he's kind of like that one cool teacher that USA is tight with, so he was invited just because. Having a cool accent helps a little.
France- What an arrogant woman. Just because she can cook snails and make them tastey, doesn't mean she's so amazing. USA was kind of hesitant about inviting her, but she showed up anyway.
Germany- What a grouchey drunk. He sits in his corner complaining to Poland about everything that's gone wrong for him. His job fired him, his wife left him, inflation sucks. Blah blah blah....
Russia- Russia is kind of old like Mr. UK, but doesn't want to accept it. So he's trying to prove his youth by doing a kegstand and drinknig way too much vodka.
Switzerland- She's hot. Everybody wants to get with her, but she'll never put out.
Amsterdam- He is a pothead with germaphobia and a few conspiracy theories. He'll go smoke a bong (or however you say it) and then clean the hell out of the kitchen while telling Iceland about how there are satellites watching EVERYTHING, man.
Ethiopia- She used to be hot, but got a wicked case of anorexia.
Brazil- Yes, we get it, you like soccer. That's not gonna get you any chicks, dude.
Chile- Chile is a poet. He writes verses and other cool stuff.
Israel- He's the Jewish guy over in the corner complaining about how people keep giving him shit for stuff he didn't do. Normally Jews aren't so angry, but he's been pushed around a lot.
Iraq- He slicked his hair back with real oil. Seriously. Rich bastard.
Japan- He came to the party in a suit. He has all the new technological stuff and shows it off a lot. He's using his camera phone to take pictures and videos and post them on the YouTube.
China- China is kind of an angry woman. She doesn't care if her thoughts are completely wrong, she just keeps on keeping on.