Listen up, fuckwads. I know this is cliche and I know everyone does it, but fuck if this job doesn't start to drive you crazy.
Here's the deal.
You are a customer. I am here to serve you. I am not here to serve you a full fifteen minutes after I've stopped getting paid to be here. I don't like you. I like some customers,...
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Here's the deal.
You are a customer. I am here to serve you. I am not here to serve you a full fifteen minutes after I've stopped getting paid to be here. I don't like you. I like some customers,...
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You should all be watching Carnivale, because it is the best show in the history of the universe. Besides, it's different from anything else on TV. If you don't get HBO, at least rent the first season. It makes me happy.
snidely_whiplash:
Hey yo, I just had another thought. If the lib girls would all just get abortions in case poor ami had an accident, he'd have been able to keep his options open...
what a bunch of fuckers!
Yeah. I'm joking. Half.
what a bunch of fuckers!
Yeah. I'm joking. Half.
marybee:
What's wrong with getting images from angel fire?
Okay, so I started school for the semester. I had a semester off because PCC is gay and Winter semester is like a summer school style course; not something you can do if you have a job, because it's like six weeks with a three hour class every day. Okay, you can do it, but not if you want lazy time.
Things are good, though....
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Things are good, though....
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soleils:
post some stories!
keith:
The steampunk group is up! 
I DANCE THE HAPPY DANCE OF JOY!!!
Not really.
Not really.
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threejane:
Heh, yeah I like the bard. Most of them aren't romantic, actually. The ballet is nice, R+J has its moments, and the comedies (Much Ado and The Shrew) are really sweet. But most of them are gory piles of bloodlust.
I had to warn her about Titus, in particular, because it has some really disturbing scenes.
I had to warn her about Titus, in particular, because it has some really disturbing scenes.
threejane:
Exactly.
I am now a consumer whore. In the past couple days, my friend generously bought me a Gameboy Advance. There were no games with it, so I wound up buying Final Fantasy I & II for it. Then today I got Funeral by Arcade Fire. Given how tight I've been with money lately, that equals consumer whore.
Oh, and my friend in Iraq stopped by....
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Oh, and my friend in Iraq stopped by....
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amitabha:
yea it was fun.. no lines were crossed.. she and I are friends* , so she was just doing it to pick on me.
*read as "online lovers"
*read as "online lovers"
amitabha:
aren't all your threads like that?
=p
go look , i just made another one.
=p
go look , i just made another one.
Please copy this down and save it, because it's very important.
EIGHT WAYS TO NOT GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK
BY LUKE HACKNEY
1. Keep your home brick-free.
2. Avoid brickyards and places where they lay brick.
3. Don't go into or near old buildings made of brick. There is too much potential for a loose brick to fall out and hit...
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EIGHT WAYS TO NOT GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK
BY LUKE HACKNEY
1. Keep your home brick-free.
2. Avoid brickyards and places where they lay brick.
3. Don't go into or near old buildings made of brick. There is too much potential for a loose brick to fall out and hit...
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tuxy:
Damn. I hate being a HOTT MEMBER, perv. (Come to NY.)
surface:
you ever gonna update this thing?
I was bored, so I searched Google for "Sean is". The results:
This is the reason Sean is dangerous, he is a history revisionist.
Sean is going to appear in the September issue of Teen Vogue magazine.
Mathematically 12 year old Sean is 1 in 64,805.
We're back and Sean is on vacation.
Strategic Environmental Analysis (SEAN) is a methodology for environmental or integrated sustainability...
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This is the reason Sean is dangerous, he is a history revisionist.
Sean is going to appear in the September issue of Teen Vogue magazine.
Mathematically 12 year old Sean is 1 in 64,805.
We're back and Sean is on vacation.
Strategic Environmental Analysis (SEAN) is a methodology for environmental or integrated sustainability...
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surface:
and did this cure your boredom?
Chest colds that are threatening bronchitis suck, but being fucked up on Robitussen is really fucking awesome in a bizarre way.
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ladymaze:
I'm pretty fond of Delirium myself. She's fun, but she does have depth.
tuxy:
I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeee.
Bring me my video!!
Bring me my video!!
Per request I am posting something new in my journal. I have nothing to say. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! or something, I dunno. Look, I said I'd do this, I didn't say it would be a good entry. I still think you should read Found magazine.
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delusion:
I didn't mean that it was exciting that my parents weren't here. I meant that it sucks more than usual because I don't even have family stuff to do. pale_blue_eyes is here, too. But, we're just sitting here staring at each other bored. If you and your friend have any novel ideas for something to do...hit me up.
prockg:
I just ordered the Found book from Amazon the other day. It should be here any day now. I can't wait to read it. Plus when it gets here, that means I will have the new Bad Religion CD and The Starving Artist's Way
A book you should own: Found: The Best Lost, Tossed, and Forgotten Items From Around the World
This is just great, great stuff. My boss got me it for Christmas, which is funny, because although I've told him I really enjoy the radio show "This American Life," I'm not sure if it really sunk in. Maybe it did, because apparently the magazine this is compiled...
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This is just great, great stuff. My boss got me it for Christmas, which is funny, because although I've told him I really enjoy the radio show "This American Life," I'm not sure if it really sunk in. Maybe it did, because apparently the magazine this is compiled...
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tuxy:
You need to post something new. I'm tired of seeing my blue all over the place here. Damnit.
I live in Hollywood. When are you going to be over around these parts? I can come to you, too.
I live in Hollywood. When are you going to be over around these parts? I can come to you, too.
tuxy:
(900) HOE-BAGS
That's my number, baby. Call anytime.
That's my number, baby. Call anytime.
I have decided, in my infinite wisdom, that the "Dirty Talk" forum is useless.
Well, I mean, I suppose all forums are pretty useless, but still. I'm looking at the threads here...let's just go through them, okay?
Goatse - A thread dedicated to someone posting a picture of them reenacting goatse.cx. Okay, it's been done, but it has a certain nostalgia charm. I remember when...
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Well, I mean, I suppose all forums are pretty useless, but still. I'm looking at the threads here...let's just go through them, okay?
Goatse - A thread dedicated to someone posting a picture of them reenacting goatse.cx. Okay, it's been done, but it has a certain nostalgia charm. I remember when...
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY EVERYONE SPELLS THE WORD "RIDICULOUS" "REDICULOUS"???
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evilwillow:
because they are all stupid fucks.
you, you're just a fuck.
you, you're just a fuck.
polly:
because we're all retards.
happy b-day, fellow fan!