age: 97 (May 28, 1915)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: Professional Killer

makes me sad: Stupidity, pettiness, lying

body mods: Ink 60% on the right arm...

gets me hot: What doesn't get me hot?

stats: 6'2", 185

i lost my virginity: to the wrong person

into: Writing mad prose, pushing down little old ladies

sign: A bad one

makes me happy: Self-actualization, genuine humanity, humor, coffee (did I mention coffee), engaging in life

most humbling moment: When someone accused me of 'greatness'