age: 50 (Apr 22, 1962)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2003
occupation: Artist, slacker, performer, pimp
gets me hot: scratching my back with long nails. French accents. Summer dresses.
into: Tattoos, nekid women, Art Cars.
body mods: Piercings, Tattoos, burns, scars, huge chunks of metal.
makes me happy: Long sincere hugs.
makes me sad: people arguing in front of kids.
fantasy: Your nekid little sister on my lap.
i lost my virginity: On the living room floor in front of 13 good friends.
crush: Your little sister.
stats: How did this fucking tire get around my waist?
most humbling moment: When and asshole kid called me Mister.
SEPTEMBER 2010
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Well, $20 for three minutes work is great!