
About Me
Professional zombie eradicator... at your service.
age: 38 (Jul 08, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: 100% American made zombie stomper.
crush: Check my daily specials.
heroes: Ash.
most humbling moment: I couldn't possibly pick ONE.
makes me sad: Undead zombies... and phonies.
fantasy: Go trout fishing with Hemingway in Spain. I'm only 70 years late on that one.









"You're ridin' high in April; Shot down in May."
Such is life.
3am: No zombies in South Minneapolis.