
age: 34 (Dec 05, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2004
occupation: Retail Sales/Computer Technician/Tech Support slave
stats: 5'6, buzzed/short brown hair, brown eyes, muscular build w/ a beer gut
heroes: Howard Stern, Sylvester Stallone, Amina Munster
sign: Sagitarius
gets me hot: females with black eyeliner/mascara/whatever the fuck you call it, fire-engine red hair, and a muscular figure
body mods: 2 tats, 1 earring in left ear, "war" scars, facial "paralysis" (notice I did not say BODY paralysis....everything else works pretty much according to plan, some places work exceptionally well :) Ask me about it if you're curious all about me)
makes me sad: snow, shitty weather during the summer, Sevendust going soft, people who stare (like really, really stare...kids are the worst), assholes who don't know when it's ok to act immature and when not to, work, and pantera breaking up
into: music (mostly Metal), weightlifting, technology/electronics, music, weightlifting, weightlifting, weightlifting (notice there's no CARDIO, hence the beer gut), girls with short skirts or less
fantasy: just getting women to acknowledge the fact that just maybe I might be as good a lover as I am a friend...
GOD....IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME YOU WOULD WANT TO PROVE TO ME THAT YOU EXIST, YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ___NOT___ COOL!
i can't talk about it....very private family issue, nothing to do with me at all, but ever i were to ever fucking believe in miracles or god or whatever the fuck will help, now is the time....
oh god does it need to happen now.....
i feel so fucking helpless
OHHHH....and another thing (not related to the above crap)
GRANT ME THE STRENGTH TO NOT LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON A CERTAIN PERSON WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS RIGHT NOW....
i'll refrain from acting right now, but so help me god, if he touches her again in a threatening way......
...fucking piece of shit.....













Cereal_Killer