age: 25 (Nov 19, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: soldier

most humbling moment: shark attack - day 0 of basic training

gets me hot: 140F fucking Afghani summers

body mods: one tattoo, more to follow when i return home

makes me happy: sleeping in, pretending i am a pirate, scary movies, hurricanes (drink and storm both)

sign: Dave's Muffler Shop No Muff Too Tuff

stats: PAID! Bitches

makes me sad: when my humvee breaks, knowing that my baby face will get me carded till i am 50 years old

i lost my virginity: after i escaped the psycho killer in the scary movie

into: shiny things, loud music, bombs, beautiful women, coffee, cigarettes, trucks, puppies, the gym, books, guns, art (especially tattoo art),beer, skiing, RUM