MEMBER SINCE: November 2007

occupation: monkey runner/scrimshaw smuggler

i lost my virginity: in a hotel room

crush: a certain petite brunette

into: books, art, music, dogs, movies, road trips, drums

makes me sad: clowns, infomercial audiences

sign: "These go to eleven."

makes me happy: family, friends, my dog, good books, when my team wins, eating italian food in italy, good conversation, Moleskine notebooks, Honeycomb

stats: short and skinny

gets me hot: lava, a woman's back (a woman's front, as well)

heroes: writers, artists

most humbling moment: probably something involving vomit