About Me

I hate the British, Cheese and those little packets of butter you get with scones. I like cannibalism, Captain Planet and Tablecloths. I eat babies, Malyasian ones, with Paprika.

age: 23 (Jan 29, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Anthropophagist

fantasy: Throwing a baby into the ocean.

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: I fell of a treadmill

into: Morbidly obese black women who have converted to Judaism

stats: Tall, fat and fugly