age: 37 (Jul 07, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2008

occupation: Allows me to live the way I choose

i lost my virginity: twice

makes me happy: Random acts of mime abuse. Cthulhu.

stats: short, athletic, green eyes, brown hair, dimples, insane

fantasy: Let's just say it involves a lot of rope and a cathedral

crush: I wake up with her each morning.

into: BDSM, classical music, punk rock/goth, horror fiction, hiking, dementia. I write dirty limericks and I'm a good cook. Other pastimes of a less than savory nature. Alternately pursuing enlightenment and/or total brain atrophy...whichever comes first.

most humbling moment: I once blew a snot bubble out my nose that was so big I could even see it.... Real smooth.

heroes: Caligula

makes me sad: boiled puppies

body mods: 9 tattoos, double pieced ear