I need to get back on the low carb thing. The ol pants are getting a touch tight.
I'm holding my breath on the close of the house. Wish me luck, people!
Weird things are happenning at that house, though. The freaky renters left a giant barrell for burning trash...and left a bunch of trash in it. Someone lit it. With lighter fluid. The flames were like 10 feet high. Really good for the trees, ya know. I mean...what kind of asshole lights a fire at a vacant house? The girl buying the house happenned to go by to measure something and found the shit ablaze. She thought maybe I did it.
ummm, no. She put out the fire, then two days later, someone lit that shit up again. This time her son saw it. 
If some asshole burns my house down I'm gonna be SO pissed.I need a massage. My shoulders are so tight they may just disentigrate if anyone touches them. Someone help me!
The ex and I are dangerously nice to each other. Makes me wonder what's up.
Let's see....what else has been going on? work, house, darts, guess that's it. Not very exciting I guess. After my big tourney next weekend maybe I'll have more to report.
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
AUG 26, 2004 05:06 PM
what a fucking nightmare. I'll take care of you, darlin'. just get your ass down here! (hey...ummm...can I take the green out of my hair tomorrow? so we can make it purple? 
) (I'm asking permission - that's a step up, right?!)
is you-know-who coming, too? that would be rad. you have to give me your tourney schedule, so I can come watch. 
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
AUG 26, 2004 05:15 PM
fuck! maybe youknowwho will come over for one of your tournament days? tampa is only 3 hours. tell youknowwho I said to suck it up.
so....was that permission? 
*runs to get bleac.....errrrr...color removing stuff*
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
AUG 26, 2004 05:23 PM
so....think it won't melt? 
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
AUG 26, 2004 05:29 PM
really? 
AUG 26, 2004 06:11 PM
i'm on vacation 
i've spent my whole week out running around selling artwork!~!! weeee i am amazed that it's working
i have a new one up on my profile if you wanna see
AUG 26, 2004 07:00 PM
I'll give you a massage!
Remind me next time we see each other, if you still need one.
AUG 26, 2004 08:08 PM
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AUG 27, 2004 06:35 AM
ThetotalM
Providence, RI
July 2004
AUG 27, 2004 08:06 AM
Ex's are always up to something.....DTA. I'm sure you're gonna close on time..I think you would have heard something by now if you wouldn't be. Arson is only fun if done on huge hornest nests (oh and hornets aren't animals...there're spawns of satan.) Hmmm....welp hopefully your vacation to wherever will go well for you. Have a drink for me will ya.
PS I've been told I have magic fingers...I know this dosen't really help you...but eh I figured I'd mention it.
AUG 27, 2004 09:58 PM
to whip up a small pic for online play, i wouldn't charge a thing.
if you want somthing printed and matted we'll talk about it 
:grins i'm glad you like my stuff
makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
AUG 29, 2004 07:05 PM
Hey You will have to get with evilwillow and come out here and see me and ninadelamorte so we can plot against the fuckers who are trying to burn your house down 
Well hope you have a good vaction
AUG 30, 2004 06:59 AM
AUG 30, 2004 04:37 PM
I SOOOOOOOOOO rescheduled so that you wouldn't be able to make our barbeque!!!!!! 
But seriously.... that sucks that you won't be able to make it. I was kind of wanting to get with you anyways however, maybe over lunch or something and pick your brain over regarding the whole barber business.
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
AUG 31, 2004 08:20 AM
ummm...darlin'....have you seen the weather forecast?
if they evacuate the island...your hotel room will be non existent. I'm going to evacuate to *your* house.
