age: 32 (Jul 01, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2010

occupation: Corporate Minion

most humbling moment: Learning a valuable life lesson from my brother

body mods: Tat on side of left leg. It's of a lobster drinking a mug of beer.

crush: My friend Amanda Celeb...Marion Cottilard

gets me hot: Short, dark hair

stats: 6' tall. 190 lbs.

i lost my virginity: when I stuck my penis in a girl's vagina the 1st time

sign: Cancer

heroes: Theodore Roosevelt