age: 40 (May 17, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: It's technical.

stats: 5'9" and awesome.

fantasy: Me and her and a friend. Or two.

into: CrossFit, deadlifts, naked chicks, scotch. Louis Treize. Sofas.

crush: Babydoll

makes me sad: Injuries.

body mods: Robot penis.

i lost my virginity: That's between me and my therapist.

makes me happy: A faster 5K time.

gets me hot: Chicks who can snatch more weight than me.