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FEBRUARY 5, 2010 @ 09:41 AM | 2 COMMENTS

it's raining.
its nice.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JANUARY 31, 2010 @ 10:35 PM | NO COMMENTS

I can't fucking take it. When such wanton chaos douses me and ignited for no fucking purpose.
I fucking can't stand immature assholes and bitches. I can't stand assholes and bitches.

I really need some strong fucking drugs right now.

Main line that shit.



-Last Post-
The Palm Springs shoot was such a bust, I can't express.
We hit the road for the 2 hour drive 3 hours late, and ended up having 45 minutes of usable light, and 30 minutes of shooting time.

I am really pissed off that I forked over just over $500 for that.


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JANUARY 6, 2010 @ 05:50 PM | NO COMMENTS

I feel like living a Cinemax skin flick, big white condo, plastic flowers, pool. . .all you can eat sushi. . .


I do, really.





The Palm Springs shoot was such a bust, I can't express.
We hit the road fo rthe 2 hour drive 3 hours late, and ended up having 45 minutes of usable light, and 30 minutes of shooting time.

I am really pissed off that I forked over just over $500 for that.


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

DECEMBER 30, 2009 @ 04:58 PM | 2 COMMENTS

New Years

Not sure yet, if its chill we'll probably end up camping with some absinthe and shrooms, not necessarily together.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

SEPTEMBER 6, 2009 @ 07:25 PM | 3 COMMENTS

So, the test with the agency model, despite being quite a princess. . . or not, I don't know (whateverthefuck), went well enough for them. They liked the shots. F*Yeah

Assisting Giuliano again this Tuesday. F*Yeah


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

AUGUST 19, 2009 @ 10:38 AM | 6 COMMENTS

Life is good.

Possibly becoming a testing photographer with a dynamite agency in LA, <fingers crossed>
Going to a dizzity-dope house (music) thing put on by another booker from another dynamite LA agency on Thursday.
Get to help a stylist friend Friday when she's working with FUCKING GIULIANO BEKOR!

Yea-a!



I still fucking love this damned commercial.
MAY 26, 2009 @ 07:35 PM | 7 COMMENTS

*06.01.09 Addition

March 23 - Purchased Scion tC

May 16th - Hyundai Santa Fe hits me, damaging LF quarter panel, bumper, headlight, and hood $2300. Saving grace, neither me or my Dad, passenger was hurt.

June 1st - Infiniti QX4 T-Bones me going 35, no estimate yet, likely totalled. There was can of coke in the backseat held in place merely by a soft box, the impact was enough to cause the can of coke to explode in place, without being thrown around the cabin. My neck, right shoulder, and ribs hurt. . . more and more every hour.

Another View




Noooow read the rest. . .


Life . . . can really seem to be conspiring against you sometimes. . . and then there's life's grand conspiracy against me the likes of which you would not believe.


. . . life is fired due to slipping performance.

But I still love this damned commercial, maybe 'cause this is what life is 'sposed to be like naturally (humans shouldn't try to affect anything, they just fuck shit up).
SEPTEMBER 3, 2008 @ 10:54 PM | 12 COMMENTS

I LOOOOVE the Levi commercial with the kids who jump into the ocean!!
Loooove it.

Fucking finally its get put up on YouTube
Yeah, this one
SEPTEMBER 3, 2008 @ 10:52 PM | NO COMMENTS

I LOOOOVE the Levi ad with the two kids on the pier who jump into the ocean.
Loooove it!
AUGUST 3, 2008 @ 03:35 PM | 3 COMMENTS

I used to believe I had no game, well, I don't know how to say how wrong I was apparently. Turns out I'm just retarded with girls unless their hands actually go down my pants and pull me to a dark corner by my junk.

Example.
Me, watching the room for good candid event shots. I eye the cute puerto rican girl across the room. She sees me looking. With me still watching, she, ahem, adjusts her assets, gets up and walks all the way across the room to me, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me, "No."
Her, "Are you gay.?"
Me, "Haha, I'll take that as a compliment, but no."
. . .
And the conversation ends there. My aloofness can surprise even myself sometimes.
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