Here I thought today was going to be a shitty day. It's nice outside, and I'm broke. I went over to my brother's house to take care of his dog. I was hanging around in the yard and saw two flies fighting over a pile of shit. At that moment I was happy to be where I was, and glad I wasn't fighting someone over a piece of shit. Oh yeah, and I found a dead bat.

Success!

Here I thought today was going to be a shitty day. It's nice outside, and I'm broke. I went over to my brother's house to take care of his dog. I was hanging around in the yard and saw two flies fighting over a pile of shit. At that moment I was happy to be where I was, and glad I wasn't fighting someone over a piece of shit. Oh yeah, and I found a dead bat.

Success!