age: 29 (Mar 02, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: ATTORNEY AT LAW

makes me happy: cats in people clothes, exploding poo bags, not getting stabbed, and pancakes

makes me sad: when panda bears get fired for being panda bears and can't find work

gets me hot: a beautiful woman smoking

into: kicking, jumping, activating, captivating, kayaking, climbing, finding, looking, and cheese