age: 35 (Dec 20, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: Genetic engineer developing tiny livestock for snack food

i lost my virginity: to a fine girl, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea. Harr!

crush: All I want is Grindcore

stats: very large, like a buick

sign: slow children playing

makes me happy: Pregnant women smoking.

into: anything iconoclastic, watching people fail, seeing pregnant women smoke, anticipating the final and inevitable destruction of our world

fantasy: To see society degrade into a solipsistic wasteland where everyone squanders their existance in isolation, wallowing in the lethality of their own vices.

gets me hot: warm sunny days, puppies, pink posies, 3rd degree burns

body mods: scarred for life