age: 31 (May 02, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2010

occupation: warehouse monkey

fantasy: happy marriage, lakeside cabin, successful writing career, zeppelin

most humbling moment: realizing i should have asked her out

crush: lily cole

makes me sad: willful ignorance, arrogant disrespect, smirking indifference

i lost my virginity: later than i would have liked, but i've done it since then.

into: tumblr, webcomics, transformers, fantasy and science fiction, hanging out with my neices, riding my bike

stats: pear-shaped (working on it), a head slightly larger than 'one-size-fits-most' hats, gigantic calves from walking one-two miles to work and back for five years

body mods: bilateral orchiechtomy in like freshman year of high school - turned out to be non-cancerous, but better safe than sorry, as they say. and my friends got all the 'don't bust a nut' jokes over with years ago so i mostly just forget about it.

makes me happy: heavy clouds but no rain, downtempo electronica, smart women, beautiful women, ridiculous fashion, ebay finds, californian expats complaining about the rain

heroes: warren ellis, zoetica ebb, alton brown, anthony bourdain