"Gotta love the random attention, huh?"

"gayest man i've ever met that claims to be straight...

"

"Scoots makes the best tuna sandwinches ever...

AND he is the best Mary drinkin partner this side of the mississippi!....

Love,
MEL"

"Scoots is a svelte youngun whose move to the sunshine state has broken the hearts of all the cold frigid minnesota gals."

"my husband is the bestest, i can't say enough nice things about him. he is cool, sexy, smart and he is a fucking designer. what more could a lady ask for? seriously.

i heart you so much.

love'
sunny."