scoots

i have a new hero

a man that can puke on his shoes while sitting at the bar and order another round is tops in my book

nothing like a day along venice beach

im going to an improve show.

if anyone on stage tries to involve me in the show they will get a plastic spork in the eye

its byob so i best get to making my jug of captain n coke

nothing like waking up in a pile of your own skin


ish

nothing like waking up in a pile of your own skin


ish

im addicted to vitamin waters vital-t but cant seem to find it anywhere.

only at remote little stores.

every other place seems to have every single vitamin water flavor in bulk

but no vital-t

it makes me want it even more

i had quiche lorraine today with a white wine. solo of course, at the farmers market.

yes, men can do that.

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first day of spring.

forecast is for rain.

go figure.

ive lost my chopstick skillz

a girl was standing next to me at work, i was waiting to throw something in the trash.

"david? why are you so wierd?" she asked

i didnt have an answer for her.

there is a black cat living in the shrubbery at work. he just sits and watches the people pass. sometimes sitting the the curl of a tree branch.

i would so like to take him home, but i cant get close to him with out hissing from hell. ive never seen him (or her for that matter) in contact wth a human.

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