MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Supreme Court justice and sleazy male stripper

into: Nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, orgasm. The first three are the easiest...

makes me sad: I don't think I'm very interesting here.

crush: Covered above right

gets me hot: My debutante just knows what I need, but you know what I want.

stats: .942 OPS in intramural softball

sign: do not disturb

fantasy: I found a way to make you smile

makes me happy: Women. Movies. Books. Music. Baseball. I guess we're getting some overlap here.

body mods: I love 'em, but I don't have 'em. Don't ask me why.