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Anybody know that dude who does the narration forpreviews in the theartres? The guy who sounds like he's smoked 50 cartons of Cowboy Killers before he did the recording..?
That guy can make any stupid idea cool.
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..heartbeat...
"In The City, You Must Fight To Survive...
"He Sold Tortillias On The Corner.. And The Mob Wanted In"
Random Italian Guy: "I dunno who dis...
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That guy can make any stupid idea cool.
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..heartbeat...
"In The City, You Must Fight To Survive...
"He Sold Tortillias On The Corner.. And The Mob Wanted In"
Random Italian Guy: "I dunno who dis...
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Well, it's 6:30 in the morning and I'm not in the slightest fucking way on Earth tired whatsoever...
Why?
WHY YOU ASK!?!?
Because, my dear, dear friends, I have finally completed my article blessing the grace that is the band World Inferno Friendship Society.
If anyone wishes to read it, I figure I'll send it to you. Just give me an e-mail addy whereas I...
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Why?
WHY YOU ASK!?!?
Because, my dear, dear friends, I have finally completed my article blessing the grace that is the band World Inferno Friendship Society.
If anyone wishes to read it, I figure I'll send it to you. Just give me an e-mail addy whereas I...
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fenris23:
Yeah it would be cool to see it up on here.
unravled:
Recipe? I don't need no stinkin' recipe.
I was bored.
I was horny.
I was getting laid that night.
And all of my friends on SG were being jerks and not posting anything for me.
So I cried.
Then I laughed.
Then I stopped laughing for a good wank.
I laughed again.
And I spent the rest of the night coming up with the following list of what FP could stand for....
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I was horny.
I was getting laid that night.
And all of my friends on SG were being jerks and not posting anything for me.
So I cried.
Then I laughed.
Then I stopped laughing for a good wank.
I laughed again.
And I spent the rest of the night coming up with the following list of what FP could stand for....
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unravled:
Pink? Cute! Why pink?
fenris23:
fuck people
Happy New Year everyone.
You know, I love 2004. Mainly because it's only 6 days old.
Give it 3 months, I say. Then it'll come and kick you in the balls. But at six days old, I can't bitch just yet.
Went to the first World Inferno F.S. concert of the year at the Bowery. Nearly broke my neck stage diving. Instead I just viciously...
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You know, I love 2004. Mainly because it's only 6 days old.
Give it 3 months, I say. Then it'll come and kick you in the balls. But at six days old, I can't bitch just yet.
Went to the first World Inferno F.S. concert of the year at the Bowery. Nearly broke my neck stage diving. Instead I just viciously...
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The Legend Of Rueby Soho
Someone read this, tell me what you think of it. The author is the man I'm writing a compilation novel with.
I have, truly, nothing to say right now. My life is going nowhere, so I figured I'd sell my soul to an unworthy cause for a chance at fame and fortune, yet again.
In other words, I'm once again...
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Someone read this, tell me what you think of it. The author is the man I'm writing a compilation novel with.
I have, truly, nothing to say right now. My life is going nowhere, so I figured I'd sell my soul to an unworthy cause for a chance at fame and fortune, yet again.
In other words, I'm once again...
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fenris23:
oooh writing a novel how fun. The scary thing is I don't know if that was sarcastic or not. Good luck with it. Don't let it eat you alive like my last attempt did me.
unravled:
Merry Christmas!
So I got fucked over for that job. Big time.
And for the first time in my life I'm not in the mood to bitch about it.
I'll explain, anyway.
It's actually pretty simple, but I don't know what to make of it. They said I had the job, and I got a call today saying that someone else was hired and undergoing a criminal...
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And for the first time in my life I'm not in the mood to bitch about it.
I'll explain, anyway.
It's actually pretty simple, but I don't know what to make of it. They said I had the job, and I got a call today saying that someone else was hired and undergoing a criminal...
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estrada:
You should contact the pet psychic about your mom.
rskapcat74529:
I'm sorry about the job. I'm about to possibly start working at a store that sells fun clothes to strippers and trannies. That should be fun to explain to my conservative Christian parents... I agree with not selling yourself short, though. You should hold out for what makes you happy. (Hell, I'd be someone's secretary if I didn't care about actually ENJOYING my job...)
I'm afraid of clowns. I just think they're all child molesters hiding under freaky makeup...ick.
I'm afraid of clowns. I just think they're all child molesters hiding under freaky makeup...ick.
Some quick updates, my fellow SG'ers.
That's really not a grammatically correct statement, but who cares. Poetik ain't around to bust my balls 'bout it.
Speaking of our lost friend, Poetik, let us think upon him for a moment in our fond memories...
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Alright, on to the updates.
I've become the official frontman for a Classic Rock coverband. Yes, I realize the...
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That's really not a grammatically correct statement, but who cares. Poetik ain't around to bust my balls 'bout it.
Speaking of our lost friend, Poetik, let us think upon him for a moment in our fond memories...
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Alright, on to the updates.
I've become the official frontman for a Classic Rock coverband. Yes, I realize the...
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How many people can say they were in a B-Rate movie called "Faking Messiah" that had an appearance by Randy Savage as Jesus Christ?
I CAN!
I CAN!
fenris23:
Well logically the number of people who were in that picture could say it. Or really anyone could say it but only the people who were in it would be telling the truth.
Is that coming out soon? That sounds blasphemous enough to be good.
Is that coming out soon? That sounds blasphemous enough to be good.
helm:
I could say it, but I'd be lying.
I've met a really goofy ass Savage impersonator outside Smackdown in St. Louis, though.
I've met a really goofy ass Savage impersonator outside Smackdown in St. Louis, though.
I'm sick.
I can't even talk. I just, like, croak. Like a fucking bullfrog.
So I went to NH for the Barmitzvah. And I found out that my friend from NH has become an escort. Needless to say, I decided to get a free treatment, which was most likely and definetly unfortunatly the highlight of the trip.
I highly recommend to everyone the movie Velvet...
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I can't even talk. I just, like, croak. Like a fucking bullfrog.
So I went to NH for the Barmitzvah. And I found out that my friend from NH has become an escort. Needless to say, I decided to get a free treatment, which was most likely and definetly unfortunatly the highlight of the trip.
I highly recommend to everyone the movie Velvet...
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helm:
BTW, yes, I'd gladly take a peak at your EWR scenario. I actually have a few half-done ones myself. (I really should get those wrapped up...)
Here's to doing too many things at once!
Here's to doing too many things at once!
myeviltwin:
damn, hope you feel better soon!
sometimes not talking can be good though...
sometimes not talking can be good though...
Let us have a moment of silence for our lost SG member, and my friend, Poetik.
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Alright, now that that's all done. How annoying is that, eh? Just... Silent periods. They can prove a point, and they can be the most agrivating thing in the world.
So I'm writing the freebase Skel. Plot for my...
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Alright, now that that's all done. How annoying is that, eh? Just... Silent periods. They can prove a point, and they can be the most agrivating thing in the world.
So I'm writing the freebase Skel. Plot for my...
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helm:
I am utterly fascinated with the title alone. Crazy.
Yes, it's true. I-DEPISE-THE-MATRIX-TRILOGY.
It's my deep dark secret, and I'm glad to get it out in the open. I feel naked and clean. Whoopie!
Cherry changed her profile pic! I think... But look at my favorite girls thingie and look at her picture, you'll know what I mean. She's hot as ever. MUAH!
Hunter S. Thompson is one of the most brilliant men alive...
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It's my deep dark secret, and I'm glad to get it out in the open. I feel naked and clean. Whoopie!
Cherry changed her profile pic! I think... But look at my favorite girls thingie and look at her picture, you'll know what I mean. She's hot as ever. MUAH!
Hunter S. Thompson is one of the most brilliant men alive...
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poetik:
sorry about what happened to your love 
I'd want to kill him.
Yeah, I popped in to say I''ll be leaving the site. personal reasons and the like, you know...
I wish you all the best!
I'd want to kill him.
Yeah, I popped in to say I''ll be leaving the site. personal reasons and the like, you know...
I wish you all the best!
helm:
It's ok to hate the Matrix, or at least episode two. I'm thinking Revolutions won't be much of an improvement...
JaiDee is gorgeous. And she lives near me. But that's not important, I jest needed to justify my reasoning for naming her one of my favorites.
Some short updates since my last depressing post:
I- Went to Chicago and saw Angel Adorcer at Beloit College. What a lovely girl she is, I hadn't seen her in 6 years.
II- Finally came to the descision that...
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Some short updates since my last depressing post:
I- Went to Chicago and saw Angel Adorcer at Beloit College. What a lovely girl she is, I hadn't seen her in 6 years.
II- Finally came to the descision that...
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poetik:
Well, I'll be damned! Look who decided to resurface! How the hell have you been?!?!?!? oh wait, you just wrote all about that :p
Dude! I'd say JaiDee is gorgeous enough that you don't need an excuse for making her one of your favs! it makes sense!
Glad you see you've been up to a lot, plus some productive soul searching. I also find that when I have a problem, I feel somewhat better after I pimpoint exactly what the issue is
Crazy wrestling stalker! damn! now I've heard it all...
Sorry about the VIllage Voice though. bastards!
But at least, now you got something else going, and being my ideological self, I think running a mag out of a 16-year-old's basement is very cool!
Welcome back!
Dude! I'd say JaiDee is gorgeous enough that you don't need an excuse for making her one of your favs! it makes sense!
Glad you see you've been up to a lot, plus some productive soul searching. I also find that when I have a problem, I feel somewhat better after I pimpoint exactly what the issue is
Crazy wrestling stalker! damn! now I've heard it all...
Sorry about the VIllage Voice though. bastards!
But at least, now you got something else going, and being my ideological self, I think running a mag out of a 16-year-old's basement is very cool!
Welcome back!
poetik:
Despise! damn buddy! 
Later
J