It's been real, folks.

My account is done on Monday.

For Sale:

Olympus E1 DSLR [5.5 Megapixels of sex]
2 Batteries w/ Charger
Strap
Wired-Remote Trigger
FL-36 Electronic Flash
40-150mm f/3.5-4.5 Zuiko Digital Lens
14-45mm f/3.5-5.6 Zuiko Digital Lens
I've got [most] of the manuals, etc.
Inquire about price and any other information

Camera is in good condition.
It was used to take any and every photo you can find on my website.

http://www.aisforaccident.com

You can also e-mail me through the contact page.

$350

1 year, 8 months and roughly 15 session and a bank account later, my left arm is now finished.

My SG account should run out within the next 10 days.

Dear Helio.
Stop sucking.

For the first 6 months, you were awesome. So was the Ocean. I didn't have any problems at all.
However, recently, the device has formed a pesky trend of freezing whenever I attempt to select a name from my phone book.

To boot, ever since you merged with Virgin, incoming calls tend to... not happen.
Please stop telling people I'm unavailable when I am, in fact, sitting there... with my phone on and ready to receive a call.

You're fucking up my business.