age: 36 (Dec 17, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: being a sucker

sign: ...signs, everywhere they're signs, blocking up the sceenery

stats: A series of 0's and 1's.

most humbling moment: is not in my memory bank because I tend to black out when I get too loaded on the sauce.

crush: Not telling!

fantasy: Being happy. I also have this strange fascination with selling cigarettes and beer to minors.

makes me sad: Lots of shit. I get depressed and even suicidal real easily. Too easily, in fact, so I really don't want to talk about it.

into: Punk, sushi, the Simpsons, Fender bass guitars, my cats (Max and Sushi), political mumbojumbo, being a sarcastic asswipe......I waste a lot of my time but I'm trying to change that.

gets me hot: Responsible capitalism, girls who are smater than me, especially if she can make me laugh out loud, this site...duh.

makes me happy: rock n roll, people laughing at my jokes, playing show, the entire process of attaining an orgasm, cooking with a wok, dubbee parties, hearing a great song for the first time, hearing that same song again years later and still being blown away by it, yelling at the TV while watching shows like Meet The Press, waking up next to pretty lady that likes me...

body mods: Altered brain chemistry