age: 32 (Aug 30, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: body armor test dummy

i lost my virginity: im still a virgin =)

gets me hot: drunk clowns with molotov cocktails and flaming naked midgets

into: clogging, spine piercing, and Satan

fantasy: sleeping in my own bed... not having to wear 50 pounds of kevlar to walk down the street

sign: Virgo

most humbling moment: ...coming to the realization that I do not make the determination on when my life will end... and knowing that someone else can

body mods: i had 8 inches of Stem cell-cloned skin from switzerland added to my penis(costs a fortune... not covered by insurance), I'm working on having my skin removed and replaced with plastic...

makes me happy: being home... listening to americans do what the do best.... bitch about things they have little or no knowledge of.. its the american way =)

makes me sad: rain clouds, lost puppies, and dead goldfish... melted ice cream and having to go to bed early without dessert