
age: 40 (Dec 28, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2005
occupation: Misanthropic Autodidact
sign: cap
gets me hot: polyester, fire, habeneros, niacin
crush: Angelina Jolie, Jon Stewart, Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka!) &, of course, Odd-Even Bustnes
makes me happy: my kids, my meds, choice of all kinds
body mods: nose, some scars, one small red spiral tattoo on lower back
into: movies, reading, painting my toenails, sushi, spicy food, red wines, good beer, smart & witty conversation, sarcasm
makes me sad: the state of the union, red states, blue states
stats: tall, curvy, married SAHMILF
most humbling moment: too many to mention...
fantasy: doing anything with Angelina--even, like, laundry; knowing the feeling of "normal"

















