age: 40 (Dec 28, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Misanthropic Autodidact

sign: cap

gets me hot: polyester, fire, habeneros, niacin

crush: Angelina Jolie, Jon Stewart, Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka!) &, of course, Odd-Even Bustnes

makes me happy: my kids, my meds, choice of all kinds

body mods: nose, some scars, one small red spiral tattoo on lower back

into: movies, reading, painting my toenails, sushi, spicy food, red wines, good beer, smart & witty conversation, sarcasm

makes me sad: the state of the union, red states, blue states

stats: tall, curvy, married SAHMILF

most humbling moment: too many to mention...

fantasy: doing anything with Angelina--even, like, laundry; knowing the feeling of "normal"