age: 46 (Sep 24, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Templar

sign: Hummer Parking Only

most humbling moment: humility is not easily forced upon me

crush: Benni...forever.

gets me hot: the undeniable, utter perfection of women, contact so close I can feel you purr, ear nibbles

body mods: enlarged brain as a result of the public school system, varruca vulgaris, dangling participle,

i lost my virginity: in a crowded airport, where it must have eluded the authorities and hopped a flight out of the country, because I haven't seen it since. And I think it took some of my CDs...

makes me sad: wasted opportunities, misguided tree-hugging, blind faith, the eventuality of our extinction, left-lane bandits, classic-hits radio, ear wax

into: duality, testing the limits of good judgement, orgasm, caffeine, existentialism, bacon grease, hand lotion, bovine growth hormone, the scent of a woman, David Lynch and Angelo Badalamenti, French techno radio on the internet

makes me happy: time travel, a stripper with a brain, oral, number theory, teasing (the kind that happens on a second date, not the kind that happens to fat kids on the playground!), butterfly kisses, sexy glances across the room, mutual orgasm, girls with glasses,

stats: 6 foot 2...eyes of blue. OK, they're brown. But that doesn't rhyme very well, does it?