"Always worth listening to and insightful. I never overlook his posts."

"s5 always posts such thoughtful and intelligent comments, he is a breath of fresh air..."

"He's funny and makes me giggle. There's something about his presence that helps happiness bloom. Like that time I wanted to turn the "Lifestyle" section into a rice paddy. I was serious, but when he laughed, I laughed. That's what makes him awesome."

"I'm still a prude. ."

"s5 is a person I like even though I've never met him...and I feel the same way about his lady friend."

"s5 is pretty damn awesome. He takes me out for Ice Cream, and offers me nut cream. We were totally gonna lez out, but I had to turn him down because I can't get busy with anyone who supports microsoft."

"s5 never calls back.

s5 never returns email.

s5 is endearing anyway."

"Saturn5 is a rocketship!
S5, should there ever be suicideboys for real,
will be the first up against the wall.
He has the aplomb of 20 men.
He has enriched my life in ways
that you cannot imagine.
Umm, you know, in a platonic kind of way.
In fact, one day I hope to be his platonic
boyfriend. I have no idea what that means,
but it rings true nonetheless."

"Smartest man here."

"s5 is good for retreating to the kitchen and talking in the midst of drunken revelries. that is a good trait. also, he is good and genuine and off-kilter. also good traits."

"s5 is always right.

he's really cool for a guy who only owns one shirt. (and yes. it is the one he's wearing in his profile pic)"