MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: my dream job would be either a mattress tester or a massage critic. i have a very specific skill set.

body mods: my body is a wonderland. or my body is like wonderbread? something like that.

sign: Sign O' the times, mess with yo mind.

gets me hot: sriracha

fantasy: involves me sleeping outside in the sun and occasionally sipping iced tea.

stats: i know you, you're tall and fat! And you're short and ugly, give me my pen back.

crush: Rainbow

heroes: caprese with onion please

most humbling moment: this question makes me want a sandwich.