age: 41 (Mar 24, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2006

occupation: Indentured Servant

crush: Suicide Girls, San Diego Derby Dolls

into: Social D, classic rods, cooking, travel, tatted girls, tattoos for me

fantasy: You and me and a bottle makes three

gets me hot: lava, unbridled electricity, open flame, public displays, beautiful tattoed women

makes me sad: not too much

stats: Traded for a player to be named later

makes me happy: live music, tattoed girls, fast cars, Gretsch guitars, poster art, time with friends or family

most humbling moment: pick one

sign: God of War

i lost my virginity: in the back of my truck