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age: 33 (Mar 18, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2005

occupation: Designer; Alcoholic

stats: You mean my pie cutter?

makes me happy: Sunday mornings.

crush: Nina Simone

sign: Tacosaladius

gets me hot: When my wife drinks and gets "handsy".

fantasy: To have something significant named after me while I'm still alive to enjoy it.

i lost my virginity: on a church trip.

makes me sad: Monday mornings.

into: Bacon and Self-Pity.

most humbling moment: Having to pee after surgery.

Friday

FEBRUARY 17, 2006 @ 03:53 AM | 3 COMMENTS

If I had to choose, this would be my favorite child molester song, Ides of March - Vehicle:

Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan
Oh won't you hop inside my car
I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man
I'd like to take you to the nearest star

I'm your vehicle baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go
I'm your vehicle woman
By now I'm sure you know
That I love ya (love you)
I need ya (need you)
I want to, got to have you child
Great God in heaven, you know I love you

Well if you want to be a movie star
I got the ticket to Hollywood
Well if you want to stay just like you are
You know I think you really should