age: 42 (Jun 30, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Actor

fantasy: I've accomplished most of the ones involving sex. Doing them all again, all at once?

into: Comic Books, Punk rock, Toys, Rope, Chains, Shackles, Candle Wax, Haiku

gets me hot: Walking uphill in a 20lb Black Leather Jacket in L.A. in July.

crush: She's tied to the bed at the moment...

stats: It's kinda longish and skinny with a fat head

body mods: Big Ass Life Size Skull on my back, more Skulls down the back of my left arm, something stupid on my ankle. My ear's the only thing pierced

makes me happy: The Fruit Fucker 2000, from Penny Arcade.

i lost my virginity: When I was 5. No shit. I got caught, I have witnesses.

most humbling moment: Fuck you. I'm not leaving any witnesses.

sign: Tumor