You know what I love? When someone who's totally uppity about being straight edge but eventually caves in to how fucking cool booze and ciggarettes really are. I'm not being faceitous, drinking is cool and smoking is cool, but it's only cool if you were planning on doing it all along. Like when I picked up smoking at twelve, I kind of knew I'd be doing it for a while. When I turned 21 and started to drink, I never looked back, save for when I noticed my hair was falling out and kind of correlated it with drinking, but that's just one of my cockamamy connections that make sense only in my head. Once I type them, they seem stupid as ass, don't they?
So any ways, When does some one become a smoker? when their hair's shitty, when their teeth and fingers are yellow? when their breath is kind of a feces/ash tray mix? When they stop getting nic-buzzes?
Nope. That's all stuff that happens before it's totally got your hooks in you. You can call yourself a smoker only once you wake up and cough and hack and their mouths taste like someone shat in there and they light up anyway. A smoker is addicted. Until you're addicted, you're just trying to be fashionable. You're smoking becasue you saw John Wayne do it.
So. Smoke. Drink. Enjoy. But don't do it because it's fashionable, do it because you fucking need it. you need a fix. you're stressed out and only a ciggarette'll hit the spot. you're tired and getting a drink would be perfect. If you picked it up only because your girlfriend does it or becasue this boy you like does, you're a fucking lame unintresting bastard who's governed by fads instead of what you actually want. Shame on you.

You know what I love? When someone who's totally uppity about being straight edge but eventually caves in to how fucking cool booze and ciggarettes really are. I'm not being faceitous, drinking is cool and smoking is cool, but it's only cool if you were planning on doing it all along. Like when I picked up smoking at twelve, I kind of knew I'd be doing it for a while. When I turned 21 and started to drink, I never looked back, save for when I noticed my hair was falling out and kind of correlated it with drinking, but that's just one of my cockamamy connections that make sense only in my head. Once I type them, they seem stupid as ass, don't they?
So any ways, When does some one become a smoker? when their hair's shitty, when their teeth and fingers are yellow? when their breath is kind of a feces/ash tray mix? When they stop getting nic-buzzes?
Nope. That's all stuff that happens before it's totally got your hooks in you. You can call yourself a smoker only once you wake up and cough and hack and their mouths taste like someone shat in there and they light up anyway. A smoker is addicted. Until you're addicted, you're just trying to be fashionable. You're smoking becasue you saw John Wayne do it.
So. Smoke. Drink. Enjoy. But don't do it because it's fashionable, do it because you fucking need it. you need a fix. you're stressed out and only a ciggarette'll hit the spot. you're tired and getting a drink would be perfect. If you picked it up only because your girlfriend does it or becasue this boy you like does, you're a fucking lame unintresting bastard who's governed by fads instead of what you actually want. Shame on you.