I've lived in the tendernob for 6 years now, and have lived in enough cities to have seen some Shit, but today topped it all.

Walking home through the tendernob from work I see a cop car round the corner, lights all flashy-flashy. So far situation normal. Along the sidewalk I see something moving really fast. Its a dude in a motorized wheel chair, hauling ass down Hyde street. I had no idea they could go that fast. The cop car is shining its spotlight on him and shouting over the loudspeaker to pull over. A second later a cop on foot flies around the corner as well. They cut him off at the next corner and the pursuit ended.

Wheelchair police pursuit, baby, dig it.