About Me
get fucked up on jager bombs thats how you live life to the fullest (insert inspirational text here)
age: 26 (Dec 11, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2007
occupation: zombie eradication agent/chef
gets me hot: tatoos , multicolered hair, pillow pants,and indviduality
sign: speed limit unknown
makes me happy: women,count chocula,reggae music,payday,and days i dont work
stats: 5'10" 185lbs firecrotch Irish and proud of it
i lost my virginity: in a church with the preachers daughter aaand... i'm goin to hell.
BLOGS
These fucking people with their hollow promises. They expect me to be their free whore with a fucking smile on my face. SWEET JESUS MAN! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO? Apocalyptic earthquakes and tsunami's are happening everywhere and you think I care about your fucking tweets? Or does your redundant and pointless life find meaning on this world wide web? Is that why you have to update your fucking status every five minutes instead of doing your fucking job? EGAD MAN! And you wonder why it is I have found another grease pit to earn my keep? Give me what you fucking owe me. pay your debt for christs' sake! I've been here so long there's cobwebs forming on my fucking wings! My wings man! There all I have left and you sit there blade in hand ready to slice them off like some kind of fucking demon hell bent on destruction. Now pay me so I can fly away from this hellacious cavern.
NOVEMBER 2011
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