About Me
Found:
GirlÂ’s underwear. If you were in my bedroom and lost these please contact me. Please be prepared to describe the garment and similar that you may be wearing at this time.
MEMBER SINCE: August 2005
occupation: Yes, but through the use of guerrilla tactics I was able to repel the foreign invaders and reclaim my homeland … or something like that.
sign: Hey this pen won't write on the f***ing screen!
i lost my virginity: because it seem the thing to do at the time.
BLOGS
So, I have a bit of a conundrum.
Some fucker stole my motorcycle on Friday morning. So, the usual big freaking hassle of calling the cops, calling the insurance agent, talking to the claims chicky from the insurance company, telling the story 50,000 times to anyone who will listen.
Fast forward about 18 hours to 2:30 am. Ring ring "What the fuck is that? ... Oh it's the phone. What kind of moron calls me at this time of the morning?"
RedChris answers stupid ringing phone in an inappropriately chipper voice. "Hello!"
"Mr. (redchris)?'
"Yes"
"This is the Lacombe police department; we have recovered your motorcycle and caught the thief"
"Did you beat him with a stick?"
"No, we are not allowed to do that anymore."
It seems that numb nuts, would be bike thief decided to get into a 250 km/h (155 mph) high speed chase. Unfortunately for him, the Lacombe Police has new Dodge Magnum's that can catch a bike going that fast.
This brings us to my problem. I am very, very happy to be getting my bike back, but slightly disappointed that it can't outrun the fuzz.
Some fucker stole my motorcycle on Friday morning. So, the usual big freaking hassle of calling the cops, calling the insurance agent, talking to the claims chicky from the insurance company, telling the story 50,000 times to anyone who will listen.
Fast forward about 18 hours to 2:30 am. Ring ring "What the fuck is that? ... Oh it's the phone. What kind of moron calls me at this time of the morning?"
RedChris answers stupid ringing phone in an inappropriately chipper voice. "Hello!"
"Mr. (redchris)?'
"Yes"
"This is the Lacombe police department; we have recovered your motorcycle and caught the thief"
"Did you beat him with a stick?"
"No, we are not allowed to do that anymore."
It seems that numb nuts, would be bike thief decided to get into a 250 km/h (155 mph) high speed chase. Unfortunately for him, the Lacombe Police has new Dodge Magnum's that can catch a bike going that fast.
This brings us to my problem. I am very, very happy to be getting my bike back, but slightly disappointed that it can't outrun the fuzz.
SEPTEMBER 2011
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