
age: 43 (May 25, 1969)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2003
occupation: wanabe poser
stats: Cute geeky boy
fantasy: squeezing 9 1/2 weeks into a weekend.
gets me hot: Unschduled striptease between commercials, nooners, afternooners, luv lunchbreaks,
crush: Violet..forever in my rainbow and out our reach.
i lost my virginity: at 16 on a friday. She wanted to stop because "Webster" was on TV.
into: vanilla..with sprinkles. Curvy, baby faced women, dirty monogomy,
sign: exit only
body mods: unadorned, some scarring


Sorry ladies, I'm off the market. The suicide hotline operates 24/7 if you can't deal.