"He'll always be poopy to me."

"Dave is one of the few people that I always hope I see when I go out. And I love, love, love his artwork. Oh and he'll always be poopydave to me."

"Really big nuts!"

"Dave surpasses 87% of the general population with his superior wit, rapier talent and gentle genius. Thanks Dave. You make this world a funnier and better place "

"rawr_ima_monster is the gentlest monster ever. more like the friendly muppet ones than the ones who hid in your closet when you were a kid. solid guy. good advice."

"Dave is like 8 million time logical and stuff, and he puts up with my drama and my winey ass and tells me what needs to be said without that sugarcoating that masks it and that's why he's the bestest in the westest..."

"He is always fun to hang out with and a great drunk. If I wasn't poor...I'd buy his art.

dave is the best slave I've ever had...wait, what was the question?"

"Not only did he totally take care of my alcohol needs he totally sported me a cab ride home(which I barely remember), just so I was able to hang out. How rad is that? He's also super fun and quite the character.
rawr!"

"Dave welcomed me into his home.
Then Dave poured massive quantities of liquor down my throat.
For his finale, Dave serenaded all of us.
People like this don't come along every day;
my liver is thankful for that."

"Dave is an ass, Don't believe what people say about him....He's much worse!"

"Dave seems pretty damn rad. Even though he didn't know Sister Christian. Dave, pretty soon you'll be....Moterin'!!!!...."

"truly a very very sweet guy.
i feel like i'm five when im around him.
maybe it's cause he's gone to extreme lenghts to make sure im always a decent and proper lady in social settings.
you know...
he's bought me several rounds of hard alcohol.
he's groped me in public (wishful thinking?)
he's hung out with people that first -fuck girls pre-making out with me.
all in all, he's dandy and swell and i love him to bits and peices."

"he has a lot of testimonials."