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starcandy:
You shoulda said hello.
ratboy:
Yeah, I am a big coward!! smile
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When I walk, I think.

When I walk, I remember ...

I remember a hospital that didn't really smell of antiseptic. Walking in with my parents to the hospital to visit my dying grandmother was something that I was trying to avoid.

And there is no sugar coating it, she was dying.

I had prepared; a few months ago I called in to see her...
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pixen:
You have my empathy.

I helped look after my nana for 2 years when she was still living in her own house. I spent hours wiping up feces, climbing through windows when she fell over and couldnt open the door, massaging calloused and swollen feet and making endless cups of tea.

She is a fabulous lady, who, although she can't remember the time of day or how to wash herself, is switched on in the minute and has a terrific and acrid sense of humour.

I went to see her at her nursing home the other day. She didn't know who I was. Not only that but she is wasting away inside pastel pink walls.

I have a grand plan never to die like that, or let my friends die like that. One day I will own a house big enough to accomodate a legion of my decrepid and demented friends, so that we can dribble, urinate and die in the knowledge that there are no pastels in sight. Furthermore, we will have a good dealer, so that we can go out in our own special way, with a bang.
ARRR!!!



[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 4:08PM]
aaronsrod:
I just dropped by to say hello and to see what you have been up to. I hope your easter was a fun as mine.
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Man O War + CS: Source = A FUCKING BRILLIANT WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY!!

About the only thing that could improve it would be an email from someone like the one and only Voltaire saying, "You're a cool and froody dude who really know where his towel is!"

I'll contend myself with CS 0wnz0rag3!
sixtyfootqueenie:
hey.. are you coming to the hookup on sunday? post in the hookup thread.
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For you
Well I'll be your soldier
For you
I'll bury friends
For you
Well I'll be your saviour
For you
I'll play and pretend
aaronsrod:
i like it well done, can i take a copy

[Edited on Feb 18, 2005 10:14PM]
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Go
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NOW
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look at Voltaire's set.

Boobies are well and truly rocked and I sit in stunned awe at it.

Why are you still reading this?!
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sixtyfootqueenie:
OMFG *DIES DIES DIES in a melted puddle!!!*
sixtyfootqueenie:
the greatest love story of all time. I sob like a little baby.
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Whoo!! 60ft and boy for dinner. Well, met for dinner, not literally consuming them and stuff.

Ewwww!! Human flesh; low in protein and stuff.

Well, chips and beer. That counts as food doesn't it?

Three grand achievements today! Called the Mother for her birthday, picked up two freshly drycleaned suits from the drycleaners five days after putting them in! Ooops

Got the Ratmobile in for...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
twas good to see you monsieur le ratty

xxx kiss you cheered us up... and made us stop fighting for a few hours tongue
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Yesterday I spent the day talking to people who may not exist and waiting for a phone call from a woman that will never be made.

On the plus side the Big I actually dropped around and we watched some awsome anime for a while.

And then he was gone and I was alone again. I only now realise how much fun it is to...
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It is the new year and all the best goes out to all y'all.

So far it has been a most peculiar holiday season due to a total lack of family nearby. Admittedly, it has given me far more freedom to do whatever the hell I want. Strangely enough, the holiady season is the one time of year that I really enjoy spending time with...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
happy merry!

I dont know if I have righteous booty... but according to adrian I do... but its not for sale...
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He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl?

At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The...
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There's nothing like a good fish joke, is there?

This, then is NOTHING like a good fish joke, regrettably:

Two fish are in their tank and one turns to the other and says, "You drive, I'll man the guns!"

sixtyfootqueenie:
hahahhah good joke...

yes.. .my life pretty much rules... isnt she just the most gorgeous thing ever!!! love love
sixtyfootqueenie:
oh and dooooooooooooooooood it was your 30th like a couple of weeks ago?!?!?!? and we didnt know?!?!?!? dood! happy birthday... I totally forgot it was your birthday soon... I always expect Sag's to be like from halfway through dec for sum reason...
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ratboy:
Well, she WAS Becky's replacement in Rosanne and then she REALLY made the shiznitz in Scrubs as Dr. Elliot Reid.

Or, at least my shiznitz, anyway.
aaronsrod:
hey happy birth day bro hope you have a good one, drop by and say hi some time.
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Cue up 24 hours of Batman TAS .. lie on the couch .. watch it ...

I have no life! smile