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Girl and Boy are watching porn.

Girl: Well now this isn't too bad. Wow, that's a big dick on that guy.
Boy: Hrm. Yeah. Whoa, who is she? I don't normally like blondes but she's amazing.
Girl: Well that's why. She's not really blonde, look closely.
Boy: Oh. Oh my. Even hotter.

mmmm....Secret Sauce. I want some Secret Sauce, but it's only 9am.

They don't put "Secret Sauce" on anything for breakfast, do they? Hrm...I can't think of anything. Dinner maybe, lunch definitely.

Oy vey, it's Pesach everyone! Well, almost. Hope you all had nice Seders tonight.

Daylight savings time? That shit fucked me up, yo. I went to bed at like 8pm last night! I must have slept for 11 hours. From what I understand, there are a few states that don't recognize DST.

So what does that mean? What if you do business in 2 states?...
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Ah Simpsons, how I love you so.

I think a good indicator of whether or not you'll be friends with someone is watching The Simpsons with them. Do they laugh at the 'kiddie' or the 'mature' jokes? Do you guys laugh at the same things? I think that says a lot.

In other news, The Punisher comes out next week, woohoo.

There are some actors that will never be "leading men", but you gotta hand it to them.

I'm really talking about Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman here. They work nice and consistenly, have memorable roles, and always do good work. But they're not super-duper stars, like a Brad Pitt.

I think someone like Ed Norton, while he's got leading man IN him, will probably end...
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