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I have been gone quite some time. I actually managed to get away from Hawaii for a while. Then I inevitably had to come back. It was like escaping hell for a brief, but wonderful, moment and then getting sucked right back in.

I found out recently that I will be able to get orders to go to the 82nd Airborne Division finally. After two and a half years of living in hell I'll finally be where I was supposed to be to begin with.

WOO!! So I hear that there is one less lying cunt on this island now. Seems I made it the last five months without having to bump into her, that certainly would have been unpleasant. Now my chances of ever seeing her again are ZERO. WOO HOO!!!!

Over the past few months I have somehow managed to increase my guitar skills to an almost impressive level above what they previously were. I think it's time I started a new band. Good luck to me though finding like minded musicians in Hawaii.

I believe that I, as a consumer, should be able to get a refund for all of the photoshoots that are now blocked thanks to the war on porn. Obviously I don't blame SG for this travesty, I have to blame my own government, therefore I'm pretty sure they owe me.

Wow, that was the absolute fastest that I have ever made someone not want to talk to me. That kicks so much ass.

Joy is me. I have to see about 5 different doctors now for my back problems. Including a psychiatrist. Because appearantly my chronic back pain combined with my inability to sleep will cause depression..... right..... well whatever it takes.

So they have finally done it. They've broken me. I have some sort of spinal damage. Actually, I think it's muscular. But I have to get xrays done and see a chiropractor. Fun times ahead.

Today I got a further reminder of how much of a failure my life is turning into. I recieved an envelope from Florida. Perhaps eventually I will drive every last person out of my life. Then when I die nobody will even remember me or care enough to mourn.

Something needs to go right for a change...

This exchange between Senators Glenn and Metzenbaum is worth reading. Pretty impressive impromptu speech! Next time someone accuses you or any veteran of not having a "job" because you're in the military, quote Sen Glenn.

Howard Metzenbaum to John Glenn:

Metzenbaum: "How can you run for Senate when you've never held a 'job'?"

Glenn: "I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps. I...
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I absolutely hate it when people type like they are twelve. Especially when the new word that they type is not any shorter than the original word. Why not just put forth the extra effort and put the whole word? I've said word a lot of times in this post. Oh well. I'm tired of reading stuff that looks like it was typed by a...
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Anybody who can guess the language from that video will get a cookie. Or maybe I'll share my absinthe with them.