Friday Aug 20, 2004

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I guess it's obout time I updated this.

Some recent events, in no particular order:

Currently over-playing Snow Patrol.

Been travelling the country lots.

Developed an exploding knee.

Attracted a stalker.

Lost the stalker

Got very muddy.

Got carried away with the wax.
sixblueten:
You pedantic bastard! Heh. No, I didn't take it that way, and my confusion is/was legitamite. Thanks for trying to explain things.
ghettoblaster:
Sorry about the bum knee.

Thursday Mar 25, 2004

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Will someone please ban Braveheart? I hate that film on so many levels.

I'd like to take the time to correct some errors and ommisions from that film:

William Wallace enjoyed crossing the border into England so he could ransack villages, murdering their populations, looting from them and raping the women and children.

In fact, that was pretty much the mainstay of his life....
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kay:
~cheers
zofia:
Just wanted to say that I like you. LOTS

Saturday Mar 06, 2004

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I returned from my annual journey to St. P a couple of days ago and it was fantastic. I really didn't want to go home.

I rented a dacha in the forest near Komarovo in the Gulf of Finland about an hour from the city this year. Much nicer than staying in a hotel, and it meant I got to take the bike and have...
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Monday Feb 09, 2004

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Cadbury's creme eggs are dangerous things.

12 sutures in my mouth because of a bit of chocolate.

Cool.
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uptight:
"12 sutures in my mouth because of a bit of chocolate"

how??????????
thefuckingdaddy:
Hello,
Keep in mind that I'm not refuting anyone's claims. I've read quite a bit of poli-sci text and I love talking about government, I don't think that your claims are any less applicable than mine. In fact, I enjoy speaking with someone who has a good understanding of geopolitics, rather than someone who dumbs it down to "america = teh suxor".

regards.

Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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OK, so I broke up with my girlfriend the other night after her drunken MSN rantings (long distance relationship, hence instant messaging, not because I'm a sad loner whose only existance is online), which is not a bad thing really. But now I'm getting sober rantings, which is not so good.

Drunken rantings (edited for brevity and clarity. * indicates my thoughts):

Her: Why haven't...
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misterjesus:
oh yeah, hi by the way.


nice to see more UK members
uptight:
You need to read "The Batchelor Home Companion" by PJ O'Rourke

Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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Some excerpts from The Book Of Shrew

Women: Seem like a good idea when you're single.
Never make toast in the bath.
Why put off till tomorrow what you can leave until it's too late.
Why do girls wear perfume and cosmetics? Because they're ugly and they smell.
You can trust a man in a dress, but never trust a woman with a beard.
Guns...
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