fucking hot.... it's hotter inside my house than it is outside at high god damned noon. aint that some shit!
i just finished cleaning my whole house. i have to clean in the middle of the night - keeps the sweating to a minimum - if i clean during the day like normal people do than i might pass out. actually all the sweating i'd be doing would be good in a detox/weightloss sense. hmmmmm... <rubbing chin deviously>
i like cleaning my house. i like getting stoned and then cleaning but tonight was clean bean cleaning. (god i'm cheesey!) i like freaking out on shit like windexing the doors and vacumming the window screens and floor boards. when i'm done, and i light that victorious cigarette that is my reward for motivating myself to clean house and actually doing it from start to finish, i feel so damn good about everything. the smell of my freshly mopped and febreezed house makes me, for a few minutes at least, relax and forget about all the bullshit that makes me want to drive my car into a wall at any moment.
i LOVE laundry. don't ask why, i have no clue. it's like meditation for me. i do my roommates laundry, did my boyfriends laundry (when i had one), i do my best friends laundry too. and of course my own. i tell my friends they can come over to do their laundry - i have my own washer and dryer, they have to save quarters and battle a billion other tenants just to get clean panties, when they show up with their dirty laundry in tow i immeadiarely snatch the bag frm them and start washing their clothes. they give the customary protest - once - because they have too, but really, wjy would you ever stop someone from doing your laundry!? i LOVE laundry.

i LOVE my house. isn't it cute?! it's changed a bit since that picture was taken over 8 months ago. it's god damned expensive - this is LA afterall and it IS a freestanding house but fuk it. i love this house so much and gus loves this house...

fucking hot.... it's hotter inside my house than it is outside at high god damned noon. aint that some shit!
i just finished cleaning my whole house. i have to clean in the middle of the night - keeps the sweating to a minimum - if i clean during the day like normal people do than i might pass out. actually all the sweating i'd be doing would be good in a detox/weightloss sense. hmmmmm... <rubbing chin deviously>
i like cleaning my house. i like getting stoned and then cleaning but tonight was clean bean cleaning. (god i'm cheesey!) i like freaking out on shit like windexing the doors and vacumming the window screens and floor boards. when i'm done, and i light that victorious cigarette that is my reward for motivating myself to clean house and actually doing it from start to finish, i feel so damn good about everything. the smell of my freshly mopped and febreezed house makes me, for a few minutes at least, relax and forget about all the bullshit that makes me want to drive my car into a wall at any moment.
i LOVE laundry. don't ask why, i have no clue. it's like meditation for me. i do my roommates laundry, did my boyfriends laundry (when i had one), i do my best friends laundry too. and of course my own. i tell my friends they can come over to do their laundry - i have my own washer and dryer, they have to save quarters and battle a billion other tenants just to get clean panties, when they show up with their dirty laundry in tow i immeadiarely snatch the bag frm them and start washing their clothes. they give the customary protest - once - because they have too, but really, wjy would you ever stop someone from doing your laundry!? i LOVE laundry.

i LOVE my house. isn't it cute?! it's changed a bit since that picture was taken over 8 months ago. it's god damned expensive - this is LA afterall and it IS a freestanding house but fuk it. i love this house so much and gus loves this house so we're fucking staying damnit! it's in the perfect location (other than in between 2 very annoying apartment buildings but that's a whole other blog to itself) and i'm settled.
in th summer we BBQ almost every weekend and play poker under the stars on sunday nights. so if ya'll ever want to play a game - and lose ye money - come on by!!!

xoxoxo -your momma's coordinator!