age: 31 (Jun 27, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2002

occupation: human being.

fantasy: lesbians probably. sisters. i'm just watching.

makes me happy: bong hits.

into: foreign cultures, hockey, analytical thinking, sushi at konami restaurant, canadians.

i lost my virginity: when i was 18.

stats: 41 goals, 32 assists, 73 points, +21, 84 PIM.

most humbling moment: the first time i heard the song "tao of now" off saul williams' "amethyst rock star" album, and realized i'd never be able to write something as good as that. it is the single greatest use of the english language ever, period.

gets me hot: thigh highs, corsets, painted toenails, seeing girls underwear, those naughty type glances, talking dirty, high heels.

sign: cancer.

body mods: black flag logo on right hand fingers.

makes me sad: resin hits.